"Retired Glamour Model"
Review votes:
49 Useful, 12 Funny, and 28 Cool
Brooklyn, NY
Yelping SinceDecember 2005
Find Me InSouthside Williamsburg and downtown Manhattan
My HometownYorktown Heights, NY
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...Perpetual graduate student
My Second Favorite Website My First ConcertMadonna and Technotronic at the Meadowlands. I know you're jealous.
Current CrushYour mom
New York, NY 10012
(212) 777-2651
Aphrodite: Organic Dry Cleaning
Category: Dry Cleaning & Laundry
Neighborhood: Manhattan/Chinatown
New York, NY 10002
(212) 254-9972
Chickie Pigs Brick Oven
Category: Pizza
Neighborhood: Manhattan/Lower East Side
We ordered the spinach salad and the Grandma's pie. First, let me say the menu badly needs revising because it's confusing. We thought we could just order a pizza + toppings, but you have to choose a pie base first, and there are differences between the bases in terms of both size and type of dough and this was just not well explained at all. We asked a lot of questions and the pizza chef came over and warned us that we were ordering too much pizza - he was totally right but honestly, we were just confused. (Also, the waitress should be able to answer these questions, right?)
So then we sit and wait, although there's only two other tables in the place. We finally had to ask for our salad, as it turned out they hadn't ever put it in (although the waitress wrote it down). Salad was okay, spinach + gorgonzola + apples + olive oil, fresh and good nothing groundbreaking. Then the chef brings the pizza out, and he gets to the table and then says, "oops, forgot to put the pepperoni on!" Comes back two minutes later with the pizza.
I agree with Carl G. that the pizza is really doughy, and ours was also not cooked all the way through. Otherwise, the caramelized onions were delicious, and you do get a lot of pizza for the money. My boyfriend pointed out that the pepperoni would have been much better if it had been, you know, cooked with the pizza rather than placed on at the last minute.
Finally, we had to ask for a box for the leftovers, then a bag, then they forgot to bring us our check, so we had to go ask for it. Overall: this place has a lot of kinks to work out, and although the owner was very personable and urged us to come back, the food isn't good enough to warrant sitting through what is sweet, but incompetent, service.
New York, NY 10079
(212) 253-6280
Georgia's Eastside BBQ
Category: Barbeque
Neighborhood: Manhattan/Lower East Side
I can't recommend it. Here's why:
1. No bathroom. Seriously, WTF is that. I've eaten at tiny places in NYC where the bathroom is like an alcove with a door behind the dude washing dishes. Not having a bathroom is just gross.
2. They serve Coke, but not Diet Coke. Again, WTF (every beverage on the menu has serious amounts of sugar in it).
3. I ordered fried chicken, green beans (Violet Y. is right, they are terrific), and potato salad. The potato salad was very dill-y but pretty good. The chicken wasn't bad either, except one piece was bloody, red, and raw inside. When I complained to the waitress, she first suggested that it was because of the way they cut up their chickens and that it was marrow leaking into the meat (no). Then the chef came out (a lanky Southern guy with a very sweet manner) who offered to cook me up some white meat. But the problem wasn't that I am an ignoramus who can't tell the difference between dark meat and RAW, BLOODY CHICKEN, the problem was that the chicken was RAW and BLOODY. Needless to say, I didn't eat the rest of the chicken. Which is too bad, because, as I said, it was pretty good.
I also think generally the place suffers from hipster disease, that is, the heartbreak of not giving enough of a shit to do something really awesome. It's a shame because the LES badly needs BBQ.
New York, NY 10184
(212) 254-2411
Meskel
Categories: African, Ethiopian
Neighborhood: Manhattan/East Village
We ordered sambosas (like samosas, but with ground beef or lentils), the vegetarian combo (great variety) and we asked for the beef/lamb combo with just lamb and chicken, because I don't eat beef, but something definitely got lost in the translation. Oh well, you definitely take a chance when you order off the menu. The combo appeared with the lamb dishes and some of the vegetarian dishes. We had also ordered the sambosas with lentils and they came with beef instead. I sucked it up and ate one (didn't hurt that it was delicious) but I am pretty lax in my no-red-meat rule. Other people might have found that a more difficult mistake to rectify.
Everything was great except I found the lamb pretty chewy and you had to tear the meat right off the bone. The vegetarian dishes were all delicious. I LOVED the injera (my friend calls it "nerf bread"), and they brought plenty of it. The waiter came over and spooned some sort of extra stuff onto our plates at some point, which I always appreciate.
My only complaint is that the service was pretty inattentive- we were the only people in the restaurant and it took forever to get our plates cleared and get the check, as well as the various mistakes with our order. They were busy with takeout orders, which probably means the locals are big fans of this place too.
Total with appetizers, 2 entrees, 1 glass of wine was $40 including tax and tip. Totally affordable. Definitely recommended for a random weekday dinner.
Brooklyn, NY 11226
(718) 388-6870
Harefield Road
Categories: Bars, Breakfast & Brunch
Neighborhood: Brooklyn/Williamsburg - South Side
$11 buys you coffee or tea, a mimosa or bloody mary, and one of various breakfast entrees (eggs benedict, french toast) or sandwiches (burger, clubs). I had the salmon benedict and it was YUMM. BF had the turkey club which also looked good. The food isn't incredible, but totally solid. Overall, highly positive considering what a time-consuming, expensive and disappointing experience brunch in NYC can be.
New York, NY 10011
(212) 243-4433
Bright Food Shop - CLOSED
Categories: Specialty Food, Mexican
Neighborhood: Manhattan/Chelsea
I thought the food here was pretty good - the chips and salsa platter comes with salsa verde, pico de gallo and a nice white bean dip. I had the catfish tacos and thought they were awesome, as they're made with asian slaw and some sort of delicious white sauce. I lived in the PacNW for 8 years and miss the mighty fish taco.
However, we basically ordered 1 entree, 1 drink and 2 appetizers and it came to $60. With 2 entrees and 2 drinks that would easily have been $80. The food is totally not worth that much. I understand that holding onto a lease in Chelsea is difficult these days, but if I'm going to eat overpriced Mexican food I'm going to Mercadito, which is just as expensive (if not more) but totally awesome.
New York, NY 10079
(212) 334-3035
Sparky's All American Food
Category: American (Traditional)
Neighborhood: Manhattan/Greenwich Village
It's a very small place on the edge of an intersection (triangular). There were three guys working the grill and one at the register and they all seemed unfriendly, laconic, and bored. The interior is lit with bare light bulbs, the uneven tables are made of wood chips and there's not much else, but the huge windows make for excellent Saturday-afternoon people watching.
Sparky's, however, is NOT cheap. We had two chicken burgers, two Cokes (tiny glass bottle size) and a side of mac and cheese for $25. The chicken burgers were okay: I had the club (with bacon) and my BF had the original (with Sparky's sauce). They tasted all right but were really small and the buns weren't toasted. The mac and cheese, though, was really good, made with sharp cheddar and delicious (note that "really good" in this instance doesn't hold a candle to, for example, Dumont Burger's mac-n-cheese). It hit the spot because we needed to eat right that minute, and we entertained ourselves watching an NYU film school project being filmed outside, but it wasn't anything I'd return to.
Overall, generic fast food for non-generic prices; you could go to Wendy's or McDonald's on Broadway for less than half the price or go to Burgr or Stand for upscale burgers that cost the same but are much better.
New York, NY 10009
(212) 228-1177
Rapture Cafe & Books - CLOSED
Categories: Coffee & Tea, Bookstores
Neighborhood: Manhattan/East Village
Large, spacious, extra outlets, and free wifi, all of which are much appreciated in a neighborhood where coffee shops actively discourage internet users (and then die as a result and then complain that they're losing out to Starbucks). This place is super gay, which is great if you are a gay boy looking to hook up, and is nice if you're a girl and don't want dudes hitting on you while you're trying to work. The staff & music are also great, although tonight they played an ear-splittingly loud version of "We are the World" which I could have done without.
Minus one star for the crappy food selection- the protein cookies are good, but there are so many awesome bakeries and sandwich shops around that it seems a shame they're not partnering with other local eateries. Maybe in the future.
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 387-3800
Union Picnic & Rotisserie - CLOSED
Category: Restaurants
Neighborhood: Brooklyn/Williamsburg - North Side
The place is on a deserted street in Wburg next to a bunch of warehouses, but it's only about 10 minutes from the Bedford L. PLUS. It's cute inside with retro-Southern-50's-diner decor and a big photo of one of my personal gods, Dolly Parton. PLUS. We showed up at 9pm on a Friday and it was super busy and there would have been an extremely long wait, but all the other waiting couples were put off by the prospective wait and left, so we got seated relatively quickly. However, the staff was all weird and discouragey about us waiting. Since we will regularly wait for 45 minutes at Fatty Crab or Habana, waiting doesn't bother me and I thought that was an odd attitude. MINUS. Although I'd heard plenty of horrible tales of the horrible service, our waitress was a very cute and very sweet girl with no attitude or unwashed qualities. PLUS.
First, the menu is kind of wacked. You can't order fried chicken + sides; you either order bbq pork, pulled chicken, pulled pork, roast chicken + sides or you order fried chicken + stuff they've already decided for you, which I hate. I love how Mama's (in the East Village) gives you a plethora of side options, and their sides are so good that they are the standard by which all Southern/soul food restaurants are judged. So MINUS on the lack of options with fried chicken. I asked the waitress what I should get since I wanted fried chicken but not like ten pounds of food, and she suggested the chicken-fried chicken. My BF ordered pork, mac-n-cheese and creamed spinach.
Our food came out relatively quickly PLUS and was steaming hot PLUS. My chicken-fried-chicken was delicious, tender chicken with nice fried outside. The mashed potatoes were good too. The green beans were overcooked and not nearly as good as they could have been. So, overall, good but not great. My dining partners mac-n-cheese was totally not good at all. Granted, I am a big fan of the classic so I am sort of picky, but underdone macaroni with a tasteless cheese sauce that was kind of sweet is NOT good mac-n-cheese. Even Velveeta on it would have been better. I don't think he was very excited about his meal at all, although he ate all of it (being a boy and all). So MINUS on that.
I think 2 stars might be a bit harsh, but it really wasn't anything special and there are so many southern/soul food places in NYC now that there's no point at all going out of your way for this one unless you're in the area and dying for fried chicken. I will say I thought the chicken was very good.
New York, NY 10003
(212) 260-9762
St Marks Ale House
Category: Sports Bars
Neighborhood: Manhattan/East Village
There's nothing WRONG with this bar, but there's nothing particularly right about it either. It has lots of flat screen TVs showing sports of various kinds, a menu of greasy bar food, lots of alcohol, and a decent amount of seating. It might be an okay choice if it was the weekend and you were trying to find somewhere to hang out that wasn't super expensive and/or trendy. But I can't say it's charming or anything.




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